BESTIES | BATTEE & BENCH
Welcome to my Besties Battee & Bench Blog!
Who said 2 people of the oppersite sex can’t be besties, platonic, hilarious and real! Well we are proof of this. 💯 Welcome to our world 🌍
We Are Two Of A Kind!!! 🤣 #BatteeandBench
✨THROWBACKS✨
TESTING 😏 MY PATIENCE
WED 21st SEP ‘2022
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YEAR 2025
END OF FRIENDSHIP
FRI 29th MARCH ‘2024
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AUG ‘2022
BLOODY DIGGING ME IN MY BACK 😡
🤣 HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT 😂
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NITROUS OXIDE | GAS SNIFFING
29th AUG '2022:
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TESTING MY PATIENTS 🤬
WED 3rd AUG ‘2022:
He is such a joker, my #bestie #bench; we are #batteeandbench
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JULY '2022
Playing the Piano, wid his lean-up self. 😂☺️💋
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MY TREAT, AS ALWAYS. 95% OF THE TIME! 🤷♀️🙈🤣
28th JULY ‘2022:
Me and bench having some #pub grub in the incredible #weatherspoons
Though 99% of the time, it's me paying, and though the git doesn't deserve it at times
“it is what it is.”
He makes up for being broke 🤪by taking me under his wing when I moved to #westlondon in ‘2011, for being there (more so) in the beginning during the UNEXPECTED ‘What If’ Nightmare, for always making me laugh, for having a heart of gold, for keeping it real and for being a friend who is also like a Dad, Brother and Uncle rolled into one.
Far from a Saint who is very talented but lacks self-belief and self-love and who unfortunately does more harm than good to himself 🥺. God is great and keeps him safe. 🙏Amen🙏
We've only known each other since ‘2010, but I think he is the only person that gets me, though half the time he wants to strangle me 🙈 because of my straight-talking, no-filter mouth 😜.









Ant and Dec… have nothing on you two!
This is what reality is about two amazing people, great friends, genuine, real and so entertaining.
I wish you both all the success you can get. You should have your own show or documentary on how you became friends! 👌
Netflix 👏👏 these 2 are the real deal💯
you both remind me of Lorrel and Hardy,